Whether you’re living on campus in a cramped dorm or simply don’t want to have a dildo or fleshlight sitting on your nightstand, discreet sex toys can get you off without getting you caught.
Sex toys have evolved from the obvious penis (or vagina) shaped tool to small, powerful machines able to get the job done in a minute or less – depending on your preferences. When curating this list we at Cooglife kept men in mind as well, and all of the items are easily found online, or linked directly on our website Cooglife.com.
Better Love Rose Vibrator
This is that rose vibrator that went viral on TikTok a few months ago. Hopefully it wasn’t just on my “for you” page that creators were raving about this thing. Many who used it said it was the best orgasam of their life, or they came in under a minute.
The vibrator focuses specifically on the clitoris, has 10 different modes, is waterproof and easily rechargeable. The best part of everything is that it is currently on sale for Valentine’s Day. If you decide to purchase this vibe, not only is it also small and easily hidden, but if your roomie isn’t in the know, they might just think it’s some weird rose thing.
Tenga Egg
This is for those with penises. If you’ve heard of a Fleshlight this is basically the small, discreet version of that. Essentially, this egg shaped device is hollow and ribbed on the inside and expands to accommodate most sizes.
This toy is waterproof, latex-free and less than 3 inches tall. Considering the depth of most men’s pants pockets this could fit in there, and these aren’t widely popular, meaning this is probably the most easily hidden toy on the list.
Crave Bullet Vibrator
This vibe looks more like a charging port than a sex toy. It has four speeds and is waterproof – and while it does less and costs more it is a classic. More discreet than the rose vibe, your roomie probably wouldn’t know what it was even if you left it on your bedside table. It’s also supposed to be super quiet.
Crave Bullet Vibrator
This vibe looks more like a charging port than a sex toy. It has four speeds and is waterproof – and while it does less and costs more it is a classic. More discreet than the rose vibe, your roomie probably wouldn’t know what it was even if you left it on your bedside table. It’s also supposed to be super quiet.
Rianne S. Heart Vibe
This one is shaped like a heart, which is just super cute. This vibe also has 10 speeds and is waterproof. The unique shape allows for different uses, and makes it not as immediately obvious what it is.
Happy shopping!
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